killerkanye:

this post is the worst she was genuinely talking to her dad and yall make it some creepy lana del rey shit smh
ironychan:

moriarty:

IM CRYING THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN

Look at the actual painting, though.  Can we talk about the depths of Steve’s denial here?
blackoutraven:

i-sleep-in-horror:

✠Black&White✞Horror|Gore|Sexual☦Blog✠

have a pitch fork

sorry:

Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

axelvalentine:

"What’s anal like?

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folkinz:

“Someone has to protect this family from the man who protects this family.”
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batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

humorking:

me auditioning to model

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